this is what i took out of wednesday's congressional hearings:
brian mcnamee is a poor excuse of a human being. he is a liar, a drug dealer, a cheater and untrustworthy. and yet, his account is credible, although through no credit to him.
roger clemens is the world's biggest blowhard whose defense, when stripped down, is purely "how could you not believe me? i'm roger clemens". he is a liar, a perjurer, unloyal, unaccountable, delusional, incapable of finding faults within himself and completely unworthy of his impossibly high self-opinion.
and congress, through their completely incompetent handling of this and every instance of baseball's steroid scandal, has proven once again that this low-level of importance is still too much for them to handle, that there is no issue unimportant for them to still split across party lines, and wasting their time on this is much better than them screwing up things much more critical.
everyone i listed here is completely unsufferable and utterly stupid, and not worth the three minutes it too me to type this.
and with this, i take my attention away from all of them and focus it upon where it matters most.
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Showing posts with label roger clemens. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Thursday, December 13, 2007
how they can use this script for free
we open on a golf course. roger clemens' cellphone rings. he walks away from the tee and answers it.
ROGER: hey honey, if my name is brought up on that report, tell me now.
cut to his wife, talking and screaming at the top of her lungs, but we don't hear a thing.
cut back to roger, pumping his fist.
ROGER: thanks hon. great news.
roger turns back to the tee and pats andy pettitte on the ass.
the new AT&T.
ROGER: hey honey, if my name is brought up on that report, tell me now.
cut to his wife, talking and screaming at the top of her lungs, but we don't hear a thing.
cut back to roger, pumping his fist.
ROGER: thanks hon. great news.
roger turns back to the tee and pats andy pettitte on the ass.
the new AT&T.
Sunday, May 06, 2007
how from the way they announced it, i thought they named a new pope
it takes a supremely pompous organization to introduce a supremely pompous athlete in such a supremely pompous fashion.
$4.5 million a month for a 44-year-old pitcher who needs to be the center of attention and who won't join your team for at least three weeks, and who didn't even average six innings an outing last year?
he better be infallible.
$4.5 million a month for a 44-year-old pitcher who needs to be the center of attention and who won't join your team for at least three weeks, and who didn't even average six innings an outing last year?
he better be infallible.
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