we open on a golf course. roger clemens' cellphone rings. he walks away from the tee and answers it.
ROGER: hey honey, if my name is brought up on that report, tell me now.
cut to his wife, talking and screaming at the top of her lungs, but we don't hear a thing.
cut back to roger, pumping his fist.
ROGER: thanks hon. great news.
roger turns back to the tee and pats andy pettitte on the ass.
the new AT&T.