In Rome, a conversation with the kids that didn't happen because they weren't here, but would have if they were:
Wyatt: Daddy, I'm hungry.
Daddy: Good. We're going to a highly recommended restaurant called Perilli. They have the best carbonara in Rome, and possibly, the world.
Luke: Daddy, look, McDonald's,
Mommy: No, we're not going to McDonald's.
Luke: I want a Minions Happy Meal.
Wyatt: Do they have a Minions Happy Meal at Pernelli's?
Daddy: No, it's Perilli, and like I said, they have the best carbonara you'll ever eat.
Wyatt: But do they have a Minions Happy Meal?
Luke: But I want a Minion's Happy Meal!
Wyatt: Me too. No fair.