In Rome, by the Vatican, a conversation with the kids that didn't happen because they weren't here, but would have if they were:
Luke: Who is the pope?
Mommy: He lives here.
Luke: What does he look like?
Mommy: He has a pointy hat and a cape.
Wyatt: Does he have superpowers?
Mommy: He's very holy, but he's like us.
Wyatt: Does he have a cool car?
Daddy: Yes, and if anyone tries to hurt him, the car will protect him.
Luke then gasps.
Mommy: What, sweetie?
Luke: Mommy, is the pope Batman?