How we couldn't take the kids, day two

In Rome, by the Vatican, a conversation with the kids that didn't happen because they weren't here, but would have if they were:

Luke: Who is the pope?

Mommy: He lives here.

Luke: What does he look like?

Mommy: He has a pointy hat and a cape.

Wyatt: Does he have superpowers?

Mommy: He's very holy, but he's like us.

Wyatt: Does he have a cool car?

Daddy: Yes, and if anyone tries to hurt him, the car will protect him.

Luke then gasps.

Mommy: What, sweetie?

Luke: Mommy, is the pope Batman?

Daddy: Yes.