Saturday, January 05, 2008

how to do a proper NFC wild card playoff preview

my predictions for the giants-bucs game on sunday:

what the fuck are you thinking, eli?
you've been playing for four fucking years, god damn it!
would you fucking run the ball?
can anyone cover them? i'm fucking talking to you, madison!
jeff fucking garcia is thirty fucking eight years fucking old!
what the fuck you thinking, coughlin?
can you fucking believe this shit? reuben fucking droughns?
will somebody in blue show up and fucking play?
stop with the fucking prevent already!

final score: giants 20, bucs 13.

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