Wednesday, November 16, 2005

how T will show you the way

this amazing little company has developed a GPS system in which celebrity voices will give you directions.

i believe this is the single greatest invention of the century.

scene: you're driving down a road just west of philadelphia where the street signs are the size of dental floss. you're looking for maple, and you think you've passed elm and main, but you're not sure - your eyesight isn't 20/20, and it's dark out. so you turn on your navtones and enter "maple". and then clubber lang/bad attitude baracus tells you what to do.

my prediction: pain.


Single, Party of One said...

I'd love to see the prospect list of the sales person who has to call "celebrity" agents for this: john boy from the waltons, the voice of velma from scooby doo, Mr. Drummond from Different Strokes...

Yeah, I'd be dead. Disaster.

Jaime Schwarz said...

I pitty the fool who doesn't turn left at the next light!

Yeah, that was the last phrase I haven't heard that started with "I pitty the fool."