how i just couldn't stop myself, part XVCVIIILI

i promised myself that i would stop buying t-shirts.

but i never promised that i would stop buying brilliantly ironic and socially hilarious t-shirts that mock an entire nation of stupid college students.

so there.

how i'm tired of my clothes

so i bought myself this tee for highbrow comedy and this one for general coolness.

because that's how i roll on my upper half.

how i'm gonna have to install more shelving in my closet

yeah, you all know i'm always on the hunt for the finest t-shirts around. and with the advent of this thing they call "the web", which is now world wide, my collection has gone from a curiosity to an obsession.

an obsession of cleverness, that is.

here's three that will soon adorn my pectoral region (pectorals not included):