how this could be the best response ever (and god bless the intertubes)

i'm sure most of you who have been hanging out on this here world wide web has seen the incredibly bizarre "pretty ricky late night special" video that, well, umm...i guess it's as tasteless (if you consider couch humping to be tasteless) as it is uncomfortably hilarious (if you consider a video of teenagers humping a couch to be hilarious). and you only really need to watch thirty seconds of it to really get the point, of which there is none.

anyways, this was posted as a response to that video, and if they gave out awards for youtube responses, the makers would have to clear some space in their trophycase.

it's just brilliant stuff i'm jealous of.

how this is not shallow, this is the opposite of shallow, this is emotionally magnificent

easily the funniest thing that michael scott ever said, and trust me, that's a mighty long list.

in fact, that might have overtaken "treat every week like it's shark week" as my favorite scripted line all year.

how i need to turn in my masculinity badge

my friend told me about this video and i figured there's no way in hell that i'd find it funny.

but guess what? steverino's wrong again.

please don't judge me.