i can't believe something like this is real, but it is. a south carolina inmate (yes, inmate) has sued michael vick for, and i quote, "$63,000,000" because he claims that the embattled falcons quarterback, and i quote again, "stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy missiles from iran".
i shit you not.
oh, it gets better. please, for the love of god and all things hilarious, click on the pdf for the affidavid and read it.
and yes, i swear, this is for realz, especially the restrictions on typewriters.
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Crazy? Then how do you account for his knowledge of RFID? No, the man is clearly not crazy. You can tell that from his fine penmanship. I have no doubt that, one day soon, his good (and apparently registered) name will be cleared when the courts wisely enforce his claim. You wait.
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