how i'm really torn on this critical issue

i came across this dilemma, and for once in my life, i cannot come up with an opinion. i really cannot. i am stumped.

this is not funny. i can't figure this out.

at all.

jesus. i really need to think about this.

thoughts?

UPDATE: i'm thinking tops, because there's other ways to achieve what tails would get you. that's not my final answer. that's just me thinking out loud.