how everyone is on tv except for me

i just got this e-mail from my old boss michael wilde, who is a really great dude:

I'm going to be a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live this Wednesday, March 21st starting at 12:00 midnight. ABC has picked up Voicemail, and I'm going on to promote the show. There, I've tooted my own horn.

"voicemail" is a short film he made that, last i heard, was being negotiated into a web series. maybe it's broadcast now. either way, i'm psyched for the dude.

in other news, i'll do my best to appear on "cops: san francisco" this week.